Comic:Confessions of an English Catburglar

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Confessions of an English Catburglar
Artist:	Jennifer Todd
Writer:	Jennifer Todd
Characters:	Malloy Montague Montgomery Marquis de Boboise Sebastian MacFarlane
Updates:	Mondays
Began:	October 10th, 2005
Ended:
Art style:
Rating:	Web-14
Website	Website

Contents 1 Announcement 2 Plot 3 Main Characters 4 Supporting Cast 4.1 Montgomery 4.2 Craye 4.3 MacFarlane 4.4 Phipps 4.5 Other

Announcement

I was saving some fillers to post between the end of chapter 2 and the beginning of chapter 3 in order to revise the script for the next chapter. Since I'm going to be away for a week, however, and haven't had time to finish the next updates, I'll post the fillers now. For the next two weeks there'll be a filler every two days. Regular updates will continue Monday 12/03.

Plot

When Malloy Montague Montgomery, a tragically incompetent social sciences student and heiress to the Montgomery family, is drugged, kidnapped and brought to her fourth quintennial family reunion by her despairing parents, she decides that enough is enough. In an attempt to exact revenge upon and force some respect out of her family, she only manages accidentally to earn the undying and persistently clingy loyalty of her 12 year-old lunatic cousin Le Marquis de Boboise, and is forced to pursue a criminal career under the command of her arch-nemesis Sebastian MacFarlane, heir to the rival MacFarlane family. Malloy’s disorganized attempts to regain some control over her life cause her to reassess her motives. The Marquis is definitely on a quest for riches, fame and love, but Malloy’s aims, especially the object of her revenge, continue to elude her as she becomes increasingly entangled in family politics and the odd rivalry that exists between Sebastian and herself. One thing is clear though, and it is in this shared knowledge that Sebastian and Malloy both take morbid comfort: Neither heir will emerge unscathed.

Main Characters

Malloy Montague Montgomery 

'Now, now, Miss Montgomery. There's no need for you to assert your masculinity like that.' Sebastian MacFarlane
'Quelle savoir-faire!' Le Marquis de Boboise
'Regretful? It's an outright tragedy! An heir with such a poor command of the English Language...' Catharine Craye-Montgomery
'For goodness' sake, Malloy, don't embarrass us!' Montague & Christine Montgomery
'Nobody likes you, Malloy.' Claudia Smith

Sebastian Maximilian MacFarlane 

'I've been waiting for twenty years to get back at that stuck-up git...' Malloy Montgomery
'Oh, Master of zhees capteeve 'eart!' Le Marquis de Boboise
'Such a talented young man.' Catharine Craye-Montgomery
'If Malloy messes this up - and she will - then you'll be in trouble, young man!' Hildebrand Montgomery
'Shut up! Shut up!' Malloy Montgomery

Le Marquis de Boboise 

'He's alright, really. I guess he just grows on you...' Malloy Montgomery
'...Like fungus.' Sebastian MacFarlane
'Bob? Lunatic Bob?' Hildebrand Montgomery
'You don't speak French at all, do you?' Malloy Montgomery
'Your cousin Bob's parents and I are of the opinion the two black sheep of the family ought to get along like a house on fire.' Sebastian MacFarlane

Supporting Cast

Montgomery

Hildebrand Montgomery 

'Still prone to "nonperformance", eh? Or can we just call it incompetence now? Seeing as we're all adults.'

Montague Malloy Montgomery 

'If we don't bring you along, Malloy, everybody would consider it a sign of defeat.'

Christine Montgomery 

'Just try not to throw a scene this time...'

Craye

Catharine Craye-Montgomery 

'One would have expected some sort of sexual dimorphism to have taken place by now...'

Bertrand Craye 

'"Malo mori quam foedari." But "what's in a name", eh?'

Cecil Craye 

'I have written a poem...'

MacFarlane

Maximilian Sebastian MacFarlane 

"Sebastian, leave young Cecil alone. If you must bully someone go bully Malloy."

Julia MacFarlane 

Phipps

Edward Phipps 

Margaret Phipps 

Emily Phipps 

Other

Claudia Smith 

"My daddy says everyone likes Sebastian and nobody likes you."

De Fascistische Stuurvrouw (The Fascist Helmswoman) 

"Dat is jouw probleem."

Captain Hand 

"I'm touching your sword... How filthy of me."

Professor Rupert Grumpypants 

"Oh God...! It's YOU!"

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