Comic:Legostar Galactica/Characters
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The Crew of the Muffin
Robert "Bob" Smith
 | Rank: Captain Position: Commanding Officer |
Bio: Robert Smith was born on a small farm in the American Midwest. When he was a young man he dreamed of going into outer space... when he turned sixteen his dream came true when his family took their vacation on Mars. It was on Mars that Smith discovered the Alliance Academy, and begged his parents to let him join when he was old enough. As he was already old enough and his parents had many mouths to feed they left him on Mars at the Academy and everyone was happy.
Smith graduated in the top 30 % of his class, which in itself doesn't seem like much of an achievement but as most don't live long enough to graduate due too constant mishaps with kids wearing red shirts graduating at all was a spectacular event for Bob and his family, who were unable to attend but did send a lovely card.
As a Lieutenant, Smith served with distinction on the Versailles and the Troubadour. Under Captain Antoine Lehrer on the Troubadour he received the Alliance Medal of Valor for saving the life of fifteen crewmembers during a Remulan incursion. It was on this incursion that his DNA was sampled by the Remulans and they began a project to clone him, just to see if they could.
Smith rose through the ranks quickly and when he became Captain was given the command of the Ludicrous. It was on his first command he fell upon a disaster that remains classified to this day and referred to only as "The Macaroni Incident." It was after this incident that the Captain instead of being court marshaled was reassigned to the Muffin, as a form of punishment.
Martin "Marty" Jasper
 | Rank: Lieutenant Position: Executive Officer |
Bio: Martin Jasper was born on a transport ship making the long run between Ibrin 7 and Ibrin 5. His parents were cargo runners between those planets. He enrolled in Jedi School at a young age and graduated at the top of his class. After a drunken celebration he awoke to find himself enrolled in the Alliance Academy and thought "What the hell." He is still plagued by his arch nemesis from Jedi School, Darth Angrius.
Belinda Reines
 | Rank: Commander Position: Chief Medical Officer |
Curriculum Vitas
Education and Training History
2325: B. S. in Xenomolecular Biochemistry from University of Mars A and M.
2327 M. S. in Submolecular Pharmacology from University of Neptune.
2330 Ph.D. in Zerogravity Neurosurgery from Io University.
2332 D. V. M. from Iowa State University, Earth.
2334 M. D. from Orbital University, Ganymede.
2336 D. X. M. from Babylon 5 University.
2339 Ph. D. in Reconstructive Surgery from the Institute of Redshirt Syndrome Research in Lexington Kentucky, Earth.
2340 Joined Alliance as a field medic.
2344 Promoted to Rank of Lieutenant Commander and Junior Medical Officer on board the Chandler.
2349 Promoted to Rank of Commander and Chief Medical Officer on board the Muffin.
Noted Publications
Quantum Flux Effects on FMK-4. Nature 8070, 433-438 (2332)
Space Dementia and Polarizing Quantifications of the Subcerrebellar Effects Thereof. Science 7332, 650-654 (2333)
Cross Species Migration of xilphodia melicossi, Journal of Xenobiology 84, 16-18 (2335)
TAG
 | Full Name: Token Alien Guy or Snoogiewoogielar Rank: Commander |
Bio: A native of Nuzzlaria, one of the founding members of the Alliance.
Shauna Finelli
 | Rank: Colonel Position: Chief Engineer |
Bio: Colonel Finelli received her M. S. from a small engineering school on one of Uranus's moons; she spent most of her life tinkering in her father's machine shop and as a result has the innate ability to be basically a female MacGuyver.
Robin Cunningham
 | Rank: Lieutenant Position: Weapons Officer |
Bio: At an early age Robin was exposed to several adverse conditions by an Uncle who thought it would be quote: "funny." As a result Robin fears; Heights, Ladybugs, Snakes, Water, Milk, Polish Sausage, Gravity, William Henry Harrison, the music of the B52's and whole host of other irrational things, plus a few rational ones.
4675636B
 | Rank: None Position: Chief of Security |
Bio: The first robot to serve on a ship in the Alliance 46 is very proud (and vulgar). His enhanced circuits allow him to feel humans emotions such as annoyance and frustration, which gives him a wide range of foul language
Jovica "Johnny" Danger
  | Rank: Major Position: Navigation Officer |
Bio: Jovica Danger is the son of Jelena and Dusan (Pronounced Dushan) Danger. Jelena and Dusan moved to Tau Ceti 5 from Serbia before Johnny was born, changing their name from Dangerovic to Danger and giving their son a middle name common to Tau Ceti 5. They still call him Jovi, short for Jovica, the serbian equivilant to John. Johnny has inherited his people's machismo, but saddly none of their common sense. He would be considered an excellent pilot if things like planets, asteroids, or space for that matter, didn't get in his way.
A freak accident on the bridge cost him his vision and almost cost him his precious precious face. He was compensated by the Alliance, however, with a nifty new set of glasses which let him see better than he did before, sometimes into various spectrums most humans aren't, nor should be privy to.
Skip Tyler
 | Rank: Ensign Position: Communications Officer |
Bio: Skip suffers from a disorder similar to ADD wherein he is incapable of speaking in a slow and normal rate; doctors are still working on a way to alleviate the confusion of everyone around him.
Dr. Walters
 | Rank: Science Officer Position: Research Science Officer |
Bio: Dr. Walters functions primarily as a pain in Dr. Reines's ass.
Alice Tolman
  | Rank: Lieutenant Commander Position: Ship's Counselor |
Bio: L. C. Tolman received her doctorate in Psychology at Schlock University in Southern California. Her dissertation, entitled "What the Hell is Wrong With Everyone But Me?" is still displayed in the main building as an example of excellence.
Red Shirt
 | Rank: Ensign Position: Human Sacrifice |
Bio: It is said that cats have nine lives. Ensign Shirt is rumored to have the molecular makeup of several million cats.
Malcom Notio
Mark the Grad Student
D. B. Guy
Robotija
Amanda Beckmen
Gary the Giant Ravenous Space Squid
 | Rank: None Position: Ship's Cook |
Bio: Gary recently accepted a position as ship's cook.
Gary's Worm Stew
Boil 1 gal water
add 1 cup fresh (not frozen) worms.
Cook until done.
Sword
 | Rank: None Position: Weapon of Some Destruction |
Bio: Captain Smith obtained the talking sword/laser gun from a fantasy adventure perpetrated by ;. Its full abilities have yet to be discovered and explored.
Conway
 | Rank: None Position: Shauna's Cat |
Bio: Conway is a kitten. Ain't he cute?
Alliance
Alister Graves
 | Rank: General/Admiral Position: Fleet Commander |
Bio: The General/Admiral rose up through the ranks rather quickly, unlike the rest of the admirality he isn't particularly stogy. He commands the Oberon in battle. He has a soft spot for Captain Smith and is likely the only reason Smith wasn't thrown out of the Military after the Macarroni Incident.
Cornelius Zaius
 | Position: President Race: Symyan |
President Palpatine (2352-????)
Governor Tarkin
Nuzzlaria
The Nuzzlaria are a solemn people, which would work much better for them if their antenea weren't a form of mood ring, changing colors whenever they succumb to strong emtions.
Nuzzlaria society is based on a caste system, primarily divided into a warrior caste and a scientific caste, there are also several other castes, but the others rarely venture out amoung the stars and we're ignoring them for now.
They take offense to being Psychoanalyzed and will often challenge offenders to battles to the death.
Noteable Nuzzlaria
 | Name: Wezylezylos Caste: Science |
 | Name: Oggtoogiedo Caste: Warrior |
Wookies
The Wookie are a proud and powerful people who work in the Alliance as body gaurds, soldiers, and press secretaries. They are not to be triffled with and they dislike losing and inane questions about foreign policy.
Notable Wookies
 | Name: Chewbacca Position: none |
| | Name: Kurchuka Position: Press Secretary to the President of the Alliance |
The Jedi
Not so much a race as an organization or religion (they have tax exempt status) the Jedi are warrior/priests who help keep order in the galaxy. Their ranks include beings of all races and they do not discriminate, though sometimes they probably should or we wouldn't end up with so many Sith...
There are several worlds on which one can gain lessons in becoming a Jedi, or a degree can be obtained from home.
Yoda
 | Position: Jedi Master Force Proficency: 200 |
Bio:Perhaps the greatest and most crotchity of all Jedi Masters, Yoda is nearly 900 years old and still full of ass kicking force power. He trained Belinda Reines when she was starting as a Jedi and considers her one of his best pupils.
Mace Windu
Space Ninjas
Jeff
Stan
Mitch
Enemies
Darth Angrius
 | Darkside Proficiency Score: 6 |
Bio:Darth Angrius studied at Yoda's Jedi Academy with Marty Jasper. They were close friends once but Angrius fell to the Dark Side or at the very least to the Dark Grey Side. He is more annoying than actually dangerous.
Darth Tiffany/Darth Bitch
 | Name: Darth Tiffany Darkside Proficency Score: 8 |
Bio: Darth Tiffany is the neice of the Dark Council, or one member of them, or something. She likes to watch teenybopper movies and listen to Britney Spears.... really really loud. She's actually quite a proficent Jedi and once trained under Belinda Reines, but has since followed her uncle to the Dark Side.
Darth Pester
Darth Creepius
The Dark Council
Synari
The Synari have not historically been enemies with the Alliance, but when their primary fuel source was denied to them by the first officer of the Muffin, who shall remain nameless... they flew into a rage and began a war on the Alliance which has so far lead to the destruction of three Alliance ships, including the Muffin. Will their rampage ever end? Read on a see.
Notable Synari
 | Name: Synari #1 Purpose of the thing on their head: ::shrugs:: bottle opener? |
Remulans
The Remulans have not been seen in person for several hundred years, the only known human that could identify them by sight is Rob Smith, Captain Bob Smith's evil clone. The Remulans created him... for no real apparent reason. Seems like a big plot hole... Doesn't it?
Notable Remulans
well okay not a remulan but associated with them.
 | Name: Rob Smith Age in clone years: 22 |
Punctuations
The being ; is part of an omnipotent race, or at least so he claims, this hasn't been confirmed yet, as well.. seriously.. who do you ask about these things?
 | Name: ; Omnipotence Level: +9 |
Bumpkinians
The Bumpkinans stick to the preverbial backwoods of the galaxy and tend to harass anyone weak who stumbles into their grasp. They are more than willing to eat any race they come across and if it wasn't entirely evident, they have pumpkins for heads.
Notable Bumpkinians
 | Name: Cletus Rank: Captain Title: the pumpkin-headed yokle |
Tuskans
The Tuskan Raiders make their home on the desert world of Tatooine, where they enjoy killing things, hunting things, kidnapping and being chopped to bits by angry proto-jedi.
Notable Tuskans
 | Name: (name withheld by the Beureau of Homeplanet Security) Turn ons: Sand, Violence, Long walks along the Pit of Carkoon. |
Space Pirates
Neutrals
Princess from Nabootycall
Mandalorians
The Mandalorians were once a proud race of bounty hunters now they roam the galaxy hunting down... well okay so they're still a proud race of bounty hunters, some have gained favor with their night jobs, however, and fit more securely into "civilized" society.
Notable Mandalorians
 | Name: Boba Fett Job: T.V. Personality/Bounty Hunter |
Droids
Droids compose the workforce of the Alliance and more or less everyone else in the galaxy, they are everpresent and usually underappreciated.
Notable Droids
 | Name: C3PO Job: T. V. show band leader/ Human Cyborg Relations |
 | Name: R2-D2 Job: Droid-of-all-trades |
Samus Aran
 | Job: Bounty Hunter/ Bikini Model Likes: Hunting Bounty |
Gungans
The Gungans are a giant pain the ass of the galaxy. Currently there is a bill being passed through the Alliance in hopes of making hunting them for sport legal.
"Notable" Gungans
 | Name: Jar Jar Binks.... on a stick Job: Target practice (for weapons and lame jokes) |
The Cryptlons
The Cryptlons are a secretive and somewhat obnoxious race who wear encounter suits, allowing them to breathe their own weirdo atmosphere wherever they go. It is, however, widely believed that they're just shy, or ugly, or something... They are under the belief that the human Ensign Red Shirt is some sort of savior and refer to him as "the One." They are well noted for their high level of technology and constant use of confusing monoslyabic answers to complex questions.
Notable Cyrptlons
 | Name: Osh Kosh B'gosh or just Osh Occupation: Ambassador to the Alliance |
