Comic:Rawk Out Comics/characters/Sortelli
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Ancient and nearly indestructable being. Also a high powered businessman with a great deal of capital invested in the wig and gravy industries. Has vast resources at his tentacle tips, and a magical broom that provides its weilder with unlikely broom-related powers.
Description and History of Sortelli, the Crime Against Nature That Walked
Born of the out of the ether in the beginning of time, this hideous beast has slithered across the earth spreading slight discomfort and mild annoyance to all who fall within his dark shadow. His true name a closely guarded secret, he is called Sortelli because that was the best he could come up with on short notice.
As ancient evil goes, Sortelli has pretty much lost his touch. His latest foray into the corporate world is a last ditch attempt to reclaim his wicked mojo, since everyone knows successful businessmen are super-duper-double-plus eeeevil. But all his hard work and determination has only brought him vast amounts of money which he has no idea what to do with.
When he first became rich he would gather his liquid assests into large bags of paper money and cry himself to sleep on them. He's tried to give it away, but that just made him look good. He's tried to invest it, but he's only gotten more of it back in the long run. He even tried to blow it all on politics by serving in a cabinent position under President Bob during his infamous term. Now he just lives one day at a time with the crushing burden of fantastic wealth upon his shoulder-equivilents.
He is most often on the periphrial of the superhero/supervillain community with the exception of the time he kidnapped fashion designer CJ Burgandy (all the other villains were doing it), when he was caught dumping gravy into the water supply or when he bought Moomanman's hated metal arm so that he could finally tell people to "talk to the hand."
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In his swank penthouse at R'lyeh dread Sortelli waits sweeping, occasionally watching TV and calling up some tasty wings from room service. |
Enemies
They don't really notice it, but he is totally opposed to the forces of good at least some of the time.
Allies
They don't really notice it, but he's accidentally totally helped out the forces of good at least some of the time.
