Evil Jamie party
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| Evil Jamie party | |
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| Party Leader | Evil Jamie! |
| Active Party Members | Heffaloop, Mr.Bob |
| Founded | Dec 14, 2003 |
| Dissolved | Jun 04, 2005 |
| Political Ideology | None |
| Party Mascot | Evil Jamie's Puppy |
| Party Motto | Seriously, I'll kill your pets and steal your shoes. |
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Party outline
Evil Jamie! wanted to be prez. He said vote for me! Just Because! Heffaloop and Mr.Bob started hanging out with him and started waving flags and grooming his puppies.
Ideology
None whatsoever. International political analysts all agree that this cunning strategy may just have been the secret behind his overwhelming success.
The years of power
After winning the '03 GD elections by a single vote, Evil Jamie's first act of presidency was to abolish recounts and kidnap a professional speech writer which he then fed to his dogs before he got him to write his speech. Unphased by this slight oversight, Jamie settled back into his throne of bones, lit his pipe and did squat for the rest of the year. 2004 brought fresh changes from the administration when Evil Jamie was abruptly murdered. Fortunately he came back to life before anyone noticed the power vacuum. He then ate some bagels.
There are many today who still agree that he is the best president we ever had.
The end of an Era
After tenuous years of unopposed reign, President Jamie didn�t run for reelection in the �05 General Discussion elections. However his former vice-president and prot�g� Mr.Bob did. When he then won the elections by a landslide of 85, he immediately had Jamie thrown out onto the streets without ceremony. The party was then made illegal and all remaining members were rounded up and deported to camps.
Although in forced retirement and still under house-arrest the former president regrets nothing.
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