User:Faceless
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| Faceless | |
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| Alias(s): | Faceless, Facey, Faceman, Face, Templeton |
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| Comic: | The Gear |
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| Current residence: | United Kingdom, England, West Midlands |
| Website | Website |
Artist Behind The Gear
One Lump or two?
Son of Colonel Innuez Face, OBE, and Miss Mora Less, a tea lady at St.McDuffies school for sex addicts, Faceless was given a private education where he excelled in Home Economics and extra curricular activities. Being awarded on his 11th birthday the most coveted post of tea boy for the cricket team.
He did so marvellously well in this, his responsibility was extended to tea serving duties to both the rugby and fooball teams. He then graduated and went to university where he attended lectures on beverology where he served tea.
He eventually left school at 19 and joined Proctor & Gamble as tea boy. Transferred to SmithKline Beecham as tea boy, and then hit the big time when he joined AOLTimeWarner as tea boy. When the war started, he decided to aspire to his father�s heritage and volunteered for active service in Afghanistan as private in the Prince of Wales's Own Regiment of Yorkshire as tea boy.
Halfway through his second tour of service he was injured in action when he badly scalded his wrist. After being discharged in 2002 he decided to take advantage of his military experiences to enhance his employment prospects.
It was not long before he was snatched up by a mercenary-shopping President Bob, who delegated him over to RyClaude, to whom he became tea boy.
Faceless remains RYClaude's lackey to this day. While the hierarchy that brought the pair together may have fallen, RYClaude still makes sure to uphold Facey's bond of servitude until the abolition of Slavery on the Comic Genesis Forums. Faceless on the other hand continues to serve. Tea.
