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Description and History of Sortelli
Sortelli has drifted in and out of the forums like a drifting drifter nailed to a piece of driftwood.
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History in CG Jams
- KeenReality Season 5
- Seized control of the show at the last moment, replacing all of the previous management's evil plans with the evil plan of leaving everything as it was.
- KeenReality Season 6
- Tried to pass Tynan's corpse and Moses off as Tynan and Steve while keeping their ghosts imprisoned in the house.
- Presidential Jam
- Agreed to serve Bob as the Minister of Gravy and Wigs, taking such important duties as lounging in vats of gravy and defending the wig vault from rebel attacks. Claims no responsibility for the resulting loss of all gravy and wigs or the booby-trapped bomb wig.
- Mind Your Manors
- When Claude's manor exploded, it rained debris and steak across the land. His true love Shannon was arrested on suspicion of stealing the steak and having a fantastic rack, so he busted her out of jail and set out with Tynan to find Claude and clear her name.
Character Analysis (for Jams and fun-poking)
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| Fighting Ability | Is a nigh invulnerable supernatural entity that weasels out of any conflict.
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| Sexual Deviancy | Is saving his extensive list of probably illegal deviancies for marriage.
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| Relationships | Shannon, fiance. Goblin, ex-high priestess and secretary.
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| Notable Skills | Possesses vast capital in the wig and gravy industries.
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| Physical Details | A shape shifting slimy green mass of tentacles that can sprout fanged mouths at will, crowned by a big sweaty eyeball surrounded by the cutest little teeth.
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