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Description and History of The Mortician
The Ageless Wanderer. Always has one lock somewhere on his person (Ex: Shirt print, on a chain, earing, ect). He has short brown hair that is somewhere between dark brown and Dirty Blond. He wears a pair of square, borderless or tiny border frames.
- AKA
- Mort, Morty, Rigor Mortis, Mortimer
Avatar Images
 Manor Jam |
 Carnaval Jam |
 Commune Jam |
 Head Priest of NJ's Army |
Full Body Pics
 Cash Reward for Live Capture. |
History in CG Jams
- Mind you Manors
- The Thirteenth Member of the Order of the Anarch, Mort was instructed to resurrect a Demon that was hidden under the RyClaude Manor. Unfortunately, being rather poor, he seeks to make money off of it by licensing the demon's image. Sadly, he was beaten and robbed by Hobos.
- Carnaval of the Jammed
- Apparently Mort had a serious problem with the other Psychic on the Carnaval when she took over for him. He became the pooper scooper and smelled of elephant dung. So he plotted his revenge...
- CG Commune Jam
- According to Skylark_King's story, Mort was killed by Realtors. Of course later Skylark confessed he was the Jersey Devil.
- Apartment Jam
- In the old comic storyline, he attempted to save the apartment jam by taking on a bulldozer and was sent to limbo which then changed to grumpies' stomach. Then after the storyline started a new, Mort was no where to be seen.
- Jam of Huzzah
- Mort first appeared as a colonial priest. He attacked The orange knight (McDuffies) by pouring tea into his eyes. After feeing Robot McDuffies... he then later reappeared somehow was a windmill, avoiding blame for the death of the Liberty Cabbage windmill. Then, to make matters worse, a third Mort appeared, even more bitter and hateful. He shot colonial Mort and blew up windmill Mort then killed the Giant 834n. He was also no where to be seen after that.
- Team Ort Mystery
- Mort is the strong man of Team Ort. In Part one, he drove the Team's car off the dock and killed Tim by accident. He didn't even know he did it.
- Saving Winter
Mort, teaming up with Neko and Kilbert Robby and Serge's team, head off to take on the forces of evil that have dared to prevent winter or something.
Character Analysis (for Jams and fun-poking)
| Fighting Ability | A shovel but usually anything, even a coffin or a six foot wooden cross. |
| Sexual Deviancy | |
| Relationships | Is involved with Misty. Brothers of Rock and Tdot. |
| Notable Skills | Anything mysterious and dark. It often involves magic or not. |
| Physical Details | Always has a keyhole visible on his person. Goatee. |
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