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Description and History of Sample Forumite
Sample Forumite is a big scumbag. The biggest scumbag in all the land. He's so big a scumbag, that I felt compelled to craft a statue in honour of his scumbagness, but failed to really capture just how much of a scumbag he is.
I'm a terrible sculptor, you see.
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History in CG Jams
- Name of Jam
- What he did in the jam.
- KeenReality (for example)
- Had a guest role as a potted plant. Quit after being urinated on by Noise Monkey and quietly raped by McDuffies.
History in non-CG Jams
- Name of non-CG Jam (like cornstalker jams or whatever)
- What he did in it.
Character Analysis (for Jams and fun-poking)
| Fighting Ability | Sample Forumite could fight off a hound of wild paperclips and still have room for tea. |
| Sexual Deviancy | Sample Forumite is so devious he once attempted to elope with Paraguay, but left it at the alter in favour of a rake he found. |
| Relationships | McDuffies (best friend, and McDuffies' only friend), Mr Bob (Sports Massagist) |
| Notable Skills | Sample Forumite is good at being an example of what to do for your forum avatar page. Good for him. |
| Physical Details | He's this tall, and most importantly has a very unusual and distinctive defining characteristic noted here. |
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