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The longest-running ComicGenesis forum jam KeenReality spanned 6 seasons with about a year's worth of jam. It started innocently enough with Crossfire firing up a cookout in rkolter's backyard and eventually developed into a fully fledged reality TV show with multiple storylines. Most of them were featuring characters living in the same house, although one was featuring them trapped on an island. Every season had an overarching theme and a somewhat different set of main characters with Mooman and The Neko behind the scenes as the desperate Presenter and slowly deteriorating TV executive.

1 KeenReality Season One
2 KeenReality Season Two
3 KeenReality Season Three
4 KeenReality Season Four: Survivor
5 KeenReality Season Five
6 KeenReality Season Six
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KeenReality Season One

Starring: Pimpette, BOMC, Crossfire, Steverules, Mcduffies, Noise Monkey, Birdie, RKolter, TLH, Corgan dane, Faceless and KrisX

Summary: Rkolter hosts a cookout and crossfire flips burgers in his backyard. While BOMC is trying to stop Noise Monkey peeing all over the house, Pimpette builds a fort in the living room and steals all the burgers before inviting the others in to share her plunder. Hungry, Crossfire joins her but Birdie very impolitely declines the invitation in his rather antisocial quest for beer. Insulted, the two exact a rather inventive revenge on him and so manage to burn Rkolter's entire house down. Outside, watching the glowing embers cool, they meet Setverules and KrisX.
BOMC steals Pimpette's hat. In return she steals BOMC's shoes. The two girls launch at each other and TLH steals their bras. The two girls join forces, take Crossfires' and Steverules' shirts and set out on a quest of vengeance on the little kleptomaniac. They mistakenly capture Mcduffies instead but decide to keep him.

Meanwhile, Mooman reveals to the audience that this is in fact a TV reality show, and one of the cast members is to be voted off while another is a plant out to screw everyone out of the grand cash prize. Crossfire discovers a box of stuff which Rkolter purports is a portal to another dimension. It provides an endless supply of various props that are used throughout the show. The producers then kit the housemates out with a new house and Noise Monkey celebrates by standing on the roof and peeing indiscriminately on people. Steve flirts with BOMC in a very inappropriate mannner and she zaps him into a pile of ash. Jealous of all the attention the others are getting, Kriss X gets Mcduffies drunk and one indecent rampage later he lands up in jail.

After the Christmas Special, Noise Monkey, Crossfire, Birdie, Pimpette and BOMC are arrested as well and join Mcduffils to spend Boxing Day in gaol. Disturbed by the low ratings, Mooman begins snooping around the house looking for shameless nudity and lurid sex scenes, and Corgan Dane makes his debut by emerging from crossfire's box of stuff as the Grim Reaper out for crossfire's soul.

The gang bust out of jail, and make it back to the house in time to end the season with a jolly New year's celebration party.

KeenReality Season Two

Starring: Mcduffies, BOMC, Corgan dane, Crossfire, Steverules, Noise Monkey, Pimpette, RKolter, StinkyWigFiddle, Birdie, Humbug, Nanda, Van Douchebag AOD, Faceless, KrisX and Ferguson

Summary: The Season begins with the introduction of new housemate Ferguson. Pimpette instantly takes to him when he reveals he has a cat. She has already cuddled Kris X into submission and overfed a now obese Mcduffies with pizzas supplied from local pizza boys Stinkywigfiddle and Doc Therapy. With the house so crowded each housemate tries to be interesting enough to get their own room. Crossfire goes mad and runs around in a skirt and pink bra wielding an axe. RKolter splits in half spawning an evil twin. BOMC's effort into growing her devil horns and tail are wasted as Noise Monkey gets the room for himself and she is forced to share with Crossfire - but when Corgan finally catches up with him he manages to trade his soul for BOMC's and secures the room for himself. Corgan falls in love with BOMC and doesn't take her soul, but instead refocuses on trying to capture her heart. Once released she forgives Steve and turns him from ash into a human again. Steve, however is far from grateful and she turns his head into a tropical fish.

Meanwhile, In an alarming development, an army of Crossfire clones begin emerging out of The Box of Stuff, and after eating Richard Simmons McDuffies realises that he has a problem and sets out to do something about his weight and begins attempting severe and unorthodox methods that only manages to endanger the lives of his housemates. As the endless stream of crossfire clones are killed by the housemates on one side, a whole torrent of new housemates move in, but their stay is brief as all of them, apart from Humbug, mysteriously disappear shortly after. In a desperate last ditch effort to stop the Crossfire clones, BOMC decides to flash the cameras. All that succeeds in doing is getting the rating up, among other things.

As a lovesick Corgan continues to mope about the premises, Stinkywigfiddle and Doc Therapy show up moonlighting as repairmen, to fix the damaged house and build an extension. Noticing the sorry state of things in the house Pimpette sets out to solve everyone's troubles. Wearing nothing but black leather underwear and cracks a whip and starts Mcduffies on a tough and rigorous exercise scheme to lose weight, starts teaching Corgan how to talk to women and works on BOMC's anger management. But she accidentally hooks Humbug up with corgan, and BOMC is angrier than ever but at least Mcduffies loses weight.

The following night, Stinkywigfiddle steals everyones clothes and leaves behind only leather underwear that the entire cast are forced to wear the next day. When interrogated by the producers, it is revealed that Dr therapy put him up to it. The producers then thank Doc Therapy and beg him to do it again, because by this time the ratings have decreased all the way down to six viewers, including them. It isn't long before Mooman is sent in to see the boss but is told what he must do to save the show. Mooman discovers that to keep his job he must somehow engineer a romantic relationship between BOMC and Corgan Dane that results in an live aired wedding, within a two month deadline.

The house is excited when word goes round that there is a new girl running around show topless! This is followed by disappointment when it turns out to be new housemate Nanda. Corgan Dane gathers up his courage and reads BOMC a touching poem through the house intercoms. She is immediately won over and becomes melts in his arms. But the relationship is barely off the ground when Rkolter and Pimpette discover that the entre thing has been orchestrated by the networks. As the romance starts going into full gear Van Douchebag is sent to the house to make it edgy. Steve feel threatened by the prospect of another man in the house widening the already hopeless male/feamale ratio, and he is further thwarted when Pimpette and humbug engage in a girl on girl kiss. reconsidering the situation steverules comes us with a cunning plan to get action by disguising his fishhead as a woman's face. but it backfires terribly as he is gangraped by all the other male housemates.

Meanwhile humbug spies the perpetually intoxicated birdie vomiting in a bush. She falls in love. Rkolter's evil twin reemerges and sleeps with Nanda. While all this raging romance goes on weird things start happening in the house as it starts emitting strange hallucinations and is invaded by a severed hand sporting an eyeball. AOD pops out of nowhere among the chaos and is immediately accepted as one of their own by the housemates. Crossfire continues to weed out the clones, and Evil Kolter gets Rkolter to break up with Nanda. on the other hand Corgan proposes to BOMC and they get engaged. When Steve finds out about it, he realises that he actually loves her and he is enraged. He takes out his anger on the clones and then submit fealty to KrisX

KeenReality Season Three

Starring: Mcduffies, BOMC, Corgan dane, Crossfire, Steverules, Noise Monkey, Pimpette, RKolter, StinkyWigFiddle, Birdie, Humbug, Nanda, Van Douchebag, Legostar, MixedMyth, KrisX and Tynan

Summary:It starts out when Pimpette throws a bachelorette party for the soon to be wed BOMC. To make things exciting they order a cake with a stripper in it. The stripper turns out to be stinkywigfiddle and Doc therapy in the black leather underwear. The girls are put off and the party ends early. Only Birdie stays behind. The producers hire Lecko to as a technicians, but somehow she wandrs unto the set ans is assumed by everyone to be one of the housemates. meanwhilesteverules remains obsessed over BOMC and with with help from Kris X plots out how to stop the wedding. TO further complicate matters Mooman is recalled back to the boss and told that ratings are now worse than ever (three) and he must now ruin the wedding to keep his job. While all this is going on, the partnership between Van Douchebag and Steverules turns out to be so succesfully edgy they are breifely considered for thir own spin off show for twelve year olds the Steve and Van variety hour. which is crammed full of swearing and nudity. Stinky tries to get in on that action and gets included in due to some of doc therapy's more exotic performances.

Back in the house, Corgan and BOMC are panning out their wedding when they wonder if a couple as different as they would be able to conveive a child. Legostar pops up and introduces himself as a local mad scientist who'd be more than happy to help them out.

Meanwhile, out of The Box of Stuff the mother of the clones - a huge purple crossfire tentacle monster, crawls out intent on vengeance for its dead babies. Tynana falls out of the sky and gets into all sorts of trouble with the housemates. Legostar performs his tests on the couple and give them a fertility potion to drink on the night of their wedding. In a twist it is revealed that he, as well as most of the other housemates is under the evil influence of Kris X as well.

Back at the house, the Crossfire monster has completely taken over everything and the hosuemates have evacuated and are fighting it off. In the midst of all the chaos Corgan and BOMC decide they want to get married in privacy and so cover the cameras and run away to Las Vegas. The housemates are immediately recruited by a desperate Mooman to go to Vegas to catch and film the wedding before they miss it, not revelaing his real intentions to stop it. The gang get in their car and give chase to the runaway couple. Mooman remains in conflict because he's under orders to ruin the wedding even if he doesn't want to. RKolter is left behind all alone.

On the road, the gang encounter an unusual looking hitchhiker heading for Vegas. They take Mixed myth on board and continue to drive as fast as possible.

In Vegas, Corgan and BOMC enter a chapel where they find Stinkywigfiddle and Doc Therapy employed there as priests. As they are about to be wed and stinkywigfiddle asks if anyone would object to the wedding, Kris X busts the door open and says, "YES!"

Shocked, everyone asks why she would want to ruin the wedding. Kris X reveals that she has no particular motive other than to be arbitrarily unpleasant. Stinkywigfiddle is unimpressed and asks if anyone else would object. Mooman runs in and busts open the door and demands the wedding be stopped! He then reveals that he manipulated everyone the entire time in the quest for ratings and that he wrote the wonderful poem Corgan read to BOMC. Kris X attacks him because she thinks that would be the evil thing to do. Stinkywigwiffle tries to continue the wedding but Steve runs in and objects the wedding taking place. Exasperated by the cameras and all the efforts to thwart him, Corgan loses his cool and runs away from the wedding and the entire cast give chase. He jumps on a plane and takes off and the entire cast give chase in another plane. Suddenly both planes run into flocks of seagulls and crash upon a small desert island.