User:Rock dash
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| Rock_Dash | |
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| Alias(s): | Rock, Rocky, Rockina, Rocky Dashul |
| Real name: | Rock Masamura |
| Comic: | http://ron.comicgen.com |
| CG signup date: | July 1st, 2005 |
| Birthday: | September 25th, 1985 |
| Birth location: | Corvallis, Oregon |
| Current residence: | Middleofnowhere, Oregon |
| Website | [ Website] |
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Everyone's Favorite Punching Bag
Rock joined Keenspace in July of 2004 at the urging of friends who were sick of hearing, �Should I? Shouldn�t I? I just don�t know��. Immediately after joining the forums, he was assaulted by another new forum member who attempted to Box Rock. The attempted Boxing was thwarted and the other forum member soon banned for other reasons. To this day, Rock is forum shy and posts very little. Some say his posting is an example of quality over quantity, but after reading any of Rock�s posts, it is apparent that this is filthy, filthy lie.
Soon after, enchanted by RYClaude�s stories of a magical, mythical chatroom, he tracked down the location and joined it�where he was immediately assaulted by a drunken chat member and almost driven off for good.
He briefly dissapeared at the end of November 2005 while he was busy moving. he returned February 2006 to find everything he once knew turned upside down, sideways, and a lotta other ways. Thankfully, he's cemented himself and doesn't appear to be wandering off anytime soon.
Relationships
Dispite it almost never being mentioned by anyone else, Rock was among Cookie�s many CG flings. They were happy to snuggle under blankets and have bucketloads of drama until a certain orange cat came and took her away. His current snuggling companion is Black Sparrow, who holds the strange power to cause Rock, and only Rock, to change genders (Usually through a glomp and the onomatopoeic *bamph!*)
Rock�s online family includes Tdot, (Dopey pumpkin hat wearing little brother) and Tabi (Werechickeny sister.) He is NOT, as previously reported, Corgan Dane�s little sister. This is a slanderous lie spread by Dane to keep Sparrow and Rock apart. It hasn�t worked.
He was once blackmailed by Rkolter for 25 cents to be kept out of the Kolter family. Rock paid this, mistakenly thinking he ever stood a chance with any CG girls, and didn't want to be in a family with so many cute girls.
He also recently gave in to RYClaude's constant requests and became a RYClaude lackey, in charge of Claude Manor's extensive Claude Library. His is also Pope Claude's Vice Pope in charge of...Vice Poping
Hobbies and Activities
Rock enjoys all manner of geekery, included but not limited to: Anime, Dungeons and Dragons, Video Games, and sitting at the computer for longer than can possibly be healthy.
History in CG Jams
Was a reporter who asked Mercury_Hat the wrong questions and was promptly sent to the front lines, where he was shot with a gender swap ray. Remained a girl the rest of the war.
Claude's librarian and member of the secret assassin group, CLAsS. Went on the search for Claude with the other lackeys.
Appearence
For Rock's Forum avatar, look here.
Trivia
- Joined on July 1st, 2005, the day of the highest recorded number of spacers on the forum at once.
- Wrote his own wiki entry, because nobody loves him and he craves attention.
Offsite links
Ready or Not - Rock�s comic, currently on hiatus, searching for a new artist
Emergency Exit � Comic where Rock first wrote for webcomics
Reckless Youth - Rock often helps with the scripting of this fine ass online publication
