User:Soap committee
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| Soap Committee | |
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| Alias(s): | Soap Committee |
| Real name: | Soaperly P. Soaperson |
| Comic: | Deity Permit, Miss Whore |
| CG signup date: | October 2003 |
| Birthday: | 24 March |
| Birth location: | Oakland, California, USA |
| Current residence: | Florida |
| Website | Website |
Digging the Dirt on soap
Although she refused to be quoted directly, some McDuffies-style flattery and seduction induced Soap Committee to reveal that she had once cosplayed as Macbeth in the Milwaukee Southern Thespians Society convention where she danced the Can-Can with Patrick Stewart (who came dressed as Spongebob Squarepants), and that in the late nineties she had been the �darling of the Florida Gators�. She also hinted at a former passionate involvement with a suave lothario named TLH. When pressed, however, she screamed and called the police and referred all further questions to her lawyer, Mr.Bob.
Soap is also imfamous for a quote that she herself was just repeating.
 | " | Well, I tried to use the PSP as a vibrator to pleasure myself anally, but when I did it told me that I needed a bigger memory card for maximum anal pleasure!!! | " |
Soap once drove a whole four hours to see Mercury Hat, which totally beats War's 3000 miles. They also birthed a Soap-Fox child that met an unfortunate end.
Soap's Boobs
Soap Committe's breasts are worthy of an article in themselves. But since Mercury Hat won't let me, I'll write about them here. Christened Edward and Alphonse, the two have had loads of wobbly adventures together - bouncing away from scenes comitted in numerous superbowl incidents and safely floating Soap out to safety during the height of hurricane Katrina. They finally hung up their tassled pasties for good earlier this year, and have since moved into a Victoria's Secret retirement bra.
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