User:Sortelli
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| Sortelli | |
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| http://www.elfonlyinn.net/images/castwoot.gif | |
| Alias(s): | Sortelli |
| Real name: | Josh Sortelli |
| Comic: | Elf Only Inn |
| CG signup date: | August 10 2002 |
| Birthday: | April 13 1977 |
| Birth location: | Tucson, AZ |
| Current residence: | Tucson, AZ |
| Website | Website |
Known for being a guy who did some things, Sortelli has a history in the forum community but damned if he can't remember all the shenanigans he's had his slippery protrusions in.
Once upon a time he didn't draw a comic called Elf Only Inn, but then he decided to go ahead and draw it, and then he was given a Spot at Keenplace... uh, a place at KeenSpot--and he promptly decided to not draw his comic again for reasons he is unable to articulate clearly. Go ahead and ask him. I don't think he's given the same answer twice. He's obviously hiding something.
Although he is believed to resemble Lord Wootsaydiditagyn from his own comic, there are rumors that he is actually fat hairy ogre. He is mated for life to an angry Texan redhead named Shannon.
His interests are food and shelter and getting into trubbles.
His Avatar Gallery is here.
