User:Brockway
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| Brockway | |
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| Alias(s): | Brockway |
| Real name: | Michael Brockway |
| Comic: | Swords are Cool |
| CG signup date: | July 2003 |
| Birthday: | December 5, 1983 |
| Birth location: | The Philippines |
| Current residence: | |
| Website | Website |
Forbidden love: The Brockway Story
Brockway is a young lecherous Texan comic artist with a lust for life and a thirst for adventure.
He is also a convicted felon, wanted in 49 states for acts of gross indecency. They allow anything in Kentucky those sick filthy bastards.
Brought up and educated a lone child on an isolated Texan ranch it took the vast wilderness and loneliness of the plains to teach the young Brockway how to appreciate the finer things in nature. Of course once his father discovered what he had been up to he was thrown off the property and cut off without a penny.
Found wandering the carnival scene of New Orleans several years later, young Brockway was older and wiser and more experimental than ever before. When questioned by local police he replied, �Honestly officer, I have no idea how that bunny got there!� A full body cavity search followed which he thoroughly enjoyed, tipping the officers after they were done.
After a mysterious case of pet kidnappings across the west coast, state police traced him to Kansas City, where he was found wearing false testicles in a travelling Freak Show. Convicted and sentenced to 9 years hard labour, he conducted a daring escape using the power of seduction and enlisted in the army under an assumed weight. He served two months before his disguise became known when a sailor reported him for molestation of the regimental mascot.
He was next seen in Paris in 1998 when he was caught in an illegal burlesque house bartering with a known pervert for a cage of speckled budgies. Arrested on arrival back in the States for travelling without his pants he replied, �Honestly officer I have no idea how that bunny got there!� A full body cavity search followed which he thoroughly enjoyed, tipping the officers after they were done.
At the time of going to press Brockway�s whereabouts are not known, although the keeper of San Diego Zoo has reported a suspicious looking giant rabbit frolicking about in the enclosure of whom he is convinced was not there yesterday.
