User:Faub

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Alias(s):	Faub, Faubio
Real name:	John Fortman
Comic:	Fallen Angels Used Books
CG signup date:	June 2003
Birthday:	2 May
Birth location:
Current residence:	Missoura!
Website	Website

Simply Faubulous.

It is a common mistake for those not acquainted with faub to mistake the little guy for a girl on first meeting him. This oft-repeated mistake can’t really be blamed, as his diminutive stature, delicate complexion, long red hair and hellishly good looks would be enough to confuse any self respecting heterosexual. But as far as his feminine qualities go, the line must be drawn there, as to further err in this direction would only leave you feeling really silly afterwards. And probably a great deal embarrassed as well.

Faub, better known as Fabby to his friends, is not just your common garden-variety chibi. The Mcguyver of the modern age Fabby stayed true to his roots by sporting an authentic mullet (with a value of $450 at any good high-street stores across the country, now hacked off), an assortment of checked shirts and leather accessories and the coup-de-grace, a 1984 classic Bentoville 240cc chopper. Fabby is a personification of the definitive crusader chibi boy. He can fix any problem and look good while doing it. All the chibigirls want him and all the chibiboys want to be him.

STOP THE PRESSES!

Sorry girls! This boy's taken! He's now married to the sweet and luscious Ladydarke.