User:Kirb
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| Alias(s): | Kirb |
| Real name: | Alex Miller |
| Comic: | Just Another Escape Terrible Things |
| CG signup date: | December 2004 |
| Birthday: | July 5, 1987 |
| Birth location: | San Francisco |
| Current residence: | Bay Area, California |
| Website | Website |
 | " | "Kirb may suck, but at least he isn't annoying." | " |
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About Kirb
Kirb is the creator of the comics Just an Escape Terrible Things and Just Another Escape.
He joined Comicgenesis (then Keenspace) in the winter of 2004.
On occasion you may see him posting on the forums, often adding excellent insight to the discussion at hand, and definitely not posting just to increase his post count.
His refusal to participate in the Alter-Ego thread has led people to believe that he, in fact, does not exist. The blurry out-of-focus pictures of Kirb running into the forest underbrush are not enough to convince these cynics.
But those non-believers soon change their tune after chanting Kirb three times in a bathroom mirror, illuminated by only the light of a single red candle.
History in the Forums
Kirb entered into the forums in early 2005 and got brought into the general view of the public in Mr. Bob's presidency. In a two-way tie, Jops, who was running the poll asked Kirb for a single number between 1 and 100. Kirb guessed the number 85, and therefore won the presidency for Mr. Bob.
As a reward, Bob granted Kirb a position in his cabinet as The Minister of 85. Kirb loyally supported him as president until he stopped supporting him. Later, in the Great Drunkduck wars, he saved Mr. Bob's life from a malicious duck, and charged in the great ComicGen raid.
And thus, Kirb never had to enter The Box, because he was too awesome for such things.
This is a fierce contradiction to the fact that he also sucks.
Kirb Sucks?
Oh goodness yes. The tradition of telling Kirb that he sucked started in a late-2005 forum thread, in which Kirb; trying to be clever, accidentally created a quote box around 300 feet wide. Mercury Hat, in retaliation, informed Kirb that he sucked.
AND SO IT WAS.
Trivia
-He has been kicked in the McDuffies several times, the current count is at 35 57 nobody knows anymore.
-He is prone to death, and various pain inflicted upon him by others such as Mercury Hat, sincerely and K-Dawg, More so the latter.
-He is part of the PPP, with K-Dawg and Cope
-He is affiliated with redslime and is in their irc channel 24/7.
-He may or may NOT be a hobbit.
-He spends most of his time lamenting that his doodle comic, Terrible Things will probably get more traffic than his real comic. (it never does)
-He's the biggest geek you've ever seen. Seriously. The guy has like 12 gigs of Star Wars D20 Campaign PDFs.
-He's a self-proclaimed pathetic otaku.
-He currently spends his time haunting the message boards, participating in wacky antics on IRC and overall just not working on his comic.
-He will be attending Ex'pression College of Digital Arts, eventually gaining a Bachelor of Science degree in 3D Modeling, Animation and Visual Effects. He often paces up and down the sidewalk in front of the Pixar building, making the animators inside uneasy.
-He may stage a suicide in 2011 when it is time to pay his tuition loans.
-He is a cheap blue-shell-using sod.
