User:Warren
From CGWiki
| Warren | |
|---|---|
| Alias(s): | Warren |
| Real name: | P Warren Lawrence |
| Comic: | Spare Change |
| CG signup date: | Neolithic |
| Birthday: | January 16, 1970 |
| Birth location: | |
| Current residence: | Pennsylvania |
| Website | Website |
Grumpy Old Man
 | " | Mnnk? What's that? Wa-Warren? Why.... I remember that name! ...That's Warren's name, isn't it? | " |
A thin and ancient, crumbly fumbling, crusty old man, rumoured to have studied Prospective Marketing with Nostradamus in 16th century Paris ("No-Nostradamus? Pah! Couldn�t tell the apocalypse from his ass! I�m dancing on that pussy�s grave! Nyik! Nyik! Nyick!"), Warren also claims to have invented the Smilie out of a lump of granite lashed onto a couple of sticks.
Other facts of his eventful extended life are ambiguous as his mutterings are mostly unintelligible and he has a tendency of repeatedly dropping off into naps while still mid-sentence, before starting again from the beginning when awoken.
Warren also insists calling everyone he meets Barbara, but this should be attributed to Warren�s rapidly failing memory rather than a genuine display of affection.
No further information was able to be acquired from him as persistent questioning of the doddering old man were only met by cries of "Why yoooo peckker-meckling hornswaggler! Git off mah laaawn! Barbara! Where�s mah bedpan? Nurse! Nurse! Oooh heavensbells� there�s a flume ride going down in the ol� niagras..."
The interviewer quickly left Warren in respect of his privacy.
Comics on ComicGenesis
Warren does several comics. While not all publish all the time, there is usually an honest effort to keep things on a consistant schedule.
Current projects include:
Mass Production (http://massproduction.comicgenesis.com)
Spare Change (http://sparechange.comicgenesis.com)
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