User:War

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WAR!
War eats a banana
Alias(s):	War, Digital War
Real name:
Comic:	Digital War
CG signup date:	July 2002
Birthday:	February 4, 1985
Birth location:	United Kingdom
Current residence:	England
Website	Website

Fast Facts!

• Artist/author of Digital War
• Lives in England, wishes he were full-fledged Scottish.
• Traveled ~3000 miles to see some silly girl
• Is a member of the 1985 crew.

Little known facts about our dear War:

• He is ticklish underneath his arms.
• The foreign food he likes the most is fried shrimp.
• A favorite fruit of his is bananas (see image).
• He wuvs kitties.

It is rumored that he is dating the self-proclaimed ruler of Virginia, Mercury Hat

War's Victims

"War" is also the pseudonym given to an unidentified serial killer (or killers) active in Comic Genesis forums since the end of 2003. Although many theories have been advanced, War’s identity may never be determined. The legends surrounding his brutal executions have become a complex muddle of genuine historical research, freewheeling conspiracy theory and dubious folklore. Nevertheless, an attempt has been made here to try and list the number and identities of his numerous victims.

No.	Name	Method	Link
01	Lee@Thematrix	Bludgeoned to death with a baseball bat	[1]
02	Evil Jamie!	Bludgeoned to death with a baseball bat	[2]
03	Mr.Bob	Bludgeoned to death with a baseball bat	[3]
04	somesuch	beheaded	[4]
05	David Stripe	Mysterious circumstances	[5]
06	Mr Ekshin	sworded in the back	[6]
07	grabmygoblin	Steam rollered	[7]
08	Luprand	Mysterious circumstances	[8]
09	Goobla	Mysterious circumstances	[9]
10	KittyKatBlack	slashed	[10]
11	Maria	Mysterious circumstances	[11]
12	Michelle	Mysterious circumstances	[12]
13	Warren	Choked on cats	[13]
14	Evil Jamie!	Asphyxiation in a bell jar	[14]
15	Axonite	Nailed down	[15]
16	Keffria	Mysterious circumstances	[16]
17	Matt Lim	Impaled on a stake	[17]
18	Seriocity	Battered with speakers	[18]
19	Faceless	Bludgeoned with a baseball bat	[19]
20	rKolter	vacuumed	[20]
21	Soap Committee	Mysterious circumstances	[21]
22	Geoduck	Throttled	[22]
23	Okie	frozen and sharpened	[23]
24	Nischichi27	Stabbed with a frozen sharpened Okie	[24]
25	Yeahduff	Crushed under an anvil	[25]
26	Samsim	Hung	[26]
27	Mechabyrd	Roasted	[27]
28	Superlance	knifed	[28]
29	Mr.Bob	strangled with a 7-iron	[29]
30	Heffaloop	Bitten to death by chattering teeth	[30]
31	Jops	Shot in the head	[31]
32	Yarpsdat	Torn to pieces	[32]
33	Sortelli	stabbed with a tennis racquet	[33]
34	Phalanx	impaled with a broadsword	[34]
35	K-Dawg	Brained with a sharpened CD	[35]
36	RPin	Kebabed with a spear	[36]
37	Faub	Double kebabed with a spear and RPin's codpiece	[37]
38	Brockway	Double kebabed with a spear and RPin's codpiece	[38]
39	DarkMagician	Chopped up and Shoved into The Box	[39]
40	McDuffies	Bled to death from shattered glass	[40]
41	Lag the Noggin	Stabbed in the back	[41]
42	KittyKatBlack	Bludgeoned to death with a baseball bat	[42]
43	Okie	Stabbed with a Brockway	[43]
44	Brockway	suffocated in a squirrel	[44]
45	Lag The Noggin	Induced Heart attack	[45]
46	Lag The Noggin	Teapot	[46]
47	Orion	Manually disemboweled	[47]
48	Brockway	Multiple bullet wounds	[48]
49	Tim	Bludgeoned to death with his own arm	[49]
50	Turnsky	Run over by a train	[50]
51	Faceless	Run over by a train	[51]
52	Orion	Run over by a train	[52]
53	Tim	Run over by a train	[53]
54	RLC Davidson	Run over by a train	[54]
55	RLC Davidson	Had a syringe hurled through him	[55]
56	Bjork	Bow and arrowed, stabbed, neck broken, shot in the brains	[56]
57	Lag The Noggin	Burned	[57]
58	Mr.Bob	Garotted with a blue ribbon	[58]
59	Phactorri	shot in the head	[59]
60	Jim North	Crushed and mildly exploded	[60]
61	Brubaker	Having his neck trod on (yayy)	[61]
62	Brubaker	Shot in the head (yayy)	[62]
63	Brubaker	Mysterious circumstances (yayy)	[63]
64	Brubaker	De-spined (yayy)	[64]
65	Nightgaunt	Had a sharpened turkey bone flung into him	[65]
66	Brubaker	Shot in the head with one of Faceless's teeth (yayy)	[66]
67	Kirb	Tromboned	[67]
68	Pillywiggin	Head pulled off	[68]
69	Cookie	Shot out of a catapult into Crossfire	[69]
70	Crossfire	Hit by a catapulted Cookie	[70]
71	DragonKingdoms	Chopped down like a giant Douglas Fir	[71]