EAT ME
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The EAT ME Way
EAT ME stands for three things. First, it's an acronym for the Existentialist Army for Truth and More Excellence. Second, they uphold the philosophical beliefs of existentialism, a system dedicated each individual finding their own truth in the universe. And third, EAT ME stands for strict and complete opposition of Pope Claude and his filthy Claudite followers.
Why? Because they smell, that's why.
Origins
Shortly after RYClaude declared himself poop . . . I mean "pope", I guess . . . well known anarchist and revolutionary leader Jim North formed the Existentialist Army for Truth (EAT) to combat the evil oppression of the new religious regime. Soon he was joined by SteveRules (who helped add "and More Excellence" to the army's name) and Crossfire, who aided in several raids against the Pope and generally rocked out most mightily.
It should be noted that there was a brief period of peace between EAT ME and Pope Claude, but it lasted for, like, ten minutes before Claude totally got all up in Jim's grill, and then it was totally back on.
Opposition
Primarily, EAT ME only fights against Claudaism and its followers. While there is a definite idealogical split between the Existentialist Army and the Church of Comic Genesis, they tend to sublimate their differences due to their shared goal of destroying Pope Claude. This peace will probably be extremely short-lived once the act of popeicide is accomplished.
DarkMagician voiced his opposition to both Claudaism and EAT ME, stating that both were in fact derivative works of Boxism, corrupted by Satin. He was ignored.
Current Activities
Every once in a while the whole Pope thing will pop up again, and Jim will call RYClaude "Poop Claude", but that's about the extent of it. Most of the members of EAT ME spend their time in bars . . . talking about the glory days and drinking beer after beer in preperation for the next holy war.
