User:Mr.Bob

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Mr.Bob Alias(s): Mr.Bob Real name: Bob Oosterwijk Comic: Starbored CG signup date: September 27, 2003 Birthday: November 21, 1985 - or is it September 16?!?! Birth location: Chiang-Mai, Thailand Current residence: Rotterdam, The Netherlands Website Website

President Bob President of the General Discussion Board Order: 2nd Term of Office: Jun 03, 2005 - Mar 18, 2007 Number of Terms: 1 Predecessor: Evil Jamie! Successor: The Neko Vice-President: Goobla Spouse: Nick Party: CommieSpace Nominated by: Himself Other candidates: 2005 CapitalistSpace Party: RPin AnarchySpace Party: Jim_North Campaign Slogan: "Glory to the Commie-Space Party and the Space Union!"

Contents 1 Getting to Know Bob 2 Smear Campaigns 3 Bob and the military 4 List of People Bob claims to have seduced 5 Interesting Fact

Getting to Know Bob

Mr Bob is a swell guy who's really, really awesome. Whenever you see a silly entry in this wikipedia, you bet your sweet pencil-holder that it's made by Mr.Bob. That's why they're so innacurate.
It's a little known fact that Mr.Bob lives under the level of the sea. There hasn't been found a scientifical explanation to how, except for the one that he actually "does not know that living beings need air, thus he can't drown."

Smear Campaigns

When considering which Hogwarts house he would fit in, several online Sorting Hats thought he would make an ideal Hufflepuff; he begs to differ. This is but one of many contentious cases in which many have sought to take advantage of to sully his good name. Another example is that, allegedly, Mr. Bob is supposed to �never have got any�. This claim is completely untrue, lacking in evidence and could never be proved in a court of law. This is but one of several unsubstantial rumors and lies concerning Mr. Bob�s marital status, sex life and extracurricular activities floating about on the internet. He insists that they are all wicked lies that must be ignored. Oh, and there was that time he was spotted at a gay club. [1]

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Lies! All lies I tell you! It was carnival night, I swear! Besides, we're related!

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(he also draws good manlove!)

Bob and the military

Mr.Bob is held by many (Read: 2) people to be the cause of the war between Comic Genesis and Drunk Duck. The catalyst for the bloody conflict which in september of 2005 claimed the lives of 5,000 n00bs. In this war he held the rank of General after being released from his prison cell.

List of People Bob claims to have seduced

No.	Name	Drug used
1	Keffria	Morphine
2	Soap	Chloroform
3	Michelle	Rohypnol
4	McDuffies	Catnip

Interesting Fact

Mr.Bob never had a crush on another spacer and definitely wasn't rejected!!

Presidents of General Discussion
Evil Jamie! | Mr.Bob | The Neko